Subject Specimens

Spam subject lines I’ve collected as canditates for drawings:

  • The extra 2 inches will really make a difference.
  • I hope you will reply
  • Lose 20 pounds in 3 weeks
  • Everyone will notice the difference in you.
  • Yank off her skirt!
  • Prove your manliness.
  • It is greater than the oscar, there will be blood.
  • Unlease that watering hose inside your pants.
  • Free Samples Dont Miss Out
  • hello
  • You can now hold her hand to paradise.
  • Want to be called Macho?
  • Your rod is set to conquer
  • Ever wanted a larger organ
  • Portable pussy for your needs
  • I was under the influence of drugs.
  • I was “horny.”
  • Revenge is a funny thing
  • Mariah Carey wants to have your kids
  • Lindsay Lohan stole my first
  • Real women love big dimensions*
  • make your love wand function better*
  • doggie styles are the latest trend*
  • Oyster Perpetual Cosmograph Daytona
  • Join thousands of others in this
  • Want to make money while surfing.
  • asbestos kafka protozoa infuriate dilettante
  • voodoo merrimack howl dilemma bye
  • Madonnas Former Home Destroyed By Jesus
  • Pedicurist’s Piranhas Chew Off Clients’ Feet
  • Attack Of The Zombie Negroes: Dick Cheney
  • Replace your pant snake with python